Some heavy quotes...

So on my family trip to Indianapolis today, we saw some pretty hefty quotes pertaining to religion and, well - giving blood.

1. "If Satan is not worried - you're not where you belong." -- I have no idea what this means. My parents and sister and I tried to talk it out to gain some meaning, but that was pretty useless.

2. "Don't get caught dead without Jesus." This is just -- wow. Subtle.

3. "If you give blood, you'll have someone's undying gratitude." I think that's an ill-placed pun.