So most of my friends prefer to send text messages as opposed to traditional phone calls or emails. This is all fine and good, but I recently picked up a texting plan to keep up. Welcome to the 21st Century, Katie.
But anyway, I've got a sort of "hall-of-fame" stored in my phone, and here are some greatest hits (formatting and spelling in tact):
"I'm at the wherehouse and your roomate does not like me." -Danilo Santos
"Have a frackin tight b day katie day!" - Brent Kinney (best birthday message ever)
"Whap! I'm drunk." - Jeff Laub
"In dual yourself, silly." - Kris Knight (this is what happens when you don't check your ITaP
"So... bob just called me walking out of prison...so he had a good night" - Kris Knight
"Sarah says grandma is an old coot!" - Amanda Day
"Wall-e made of cry... and she said yes!" - Kris Knight
"Ok, fine, forget i ever talked to you." - Kurt Sutton
"I didn't want to disappoint you." - Jeff Laub
"I'm flying out of you." - Jeff Laub
" "only you" wasn't a terrible movie." - Kyle Peters
"I just saw the blonde version of you. I'm going to ask her to dye her hair and marry me" - Joe Huber
"Indeed. I am the loreal poster boy after all." - Kyle Peters
"Bob Roll is the lanterne rouge of the announcers and the only yellow jersey he will wear is on his teeth. Sarah gets the credit for that." - My sister, Amanda referring to the worst Tour De France commentator. Most will not find this humorous. But that's why it's last.
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I'm glad Kris and I are tied for most memorable texts. And here's me even without a texting plan.
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