Whatever You Like

Weird Al has a new parody of one of my current favorite songs - T.I.'s "Whatever You Like."

Here are some of my favorite lyric changes:

T.I.:
Yeah, I want your body, I need your body
Long as you got me you won't need nobody
You want it I got it, go, get it, I buy it
Tell 'em other broke n***as be quiet

Weird Al:
You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I’ll keep 'em coming
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
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T.I.:
Shawty, you the hottest of the way you drop it
Brain so good
School you went to college
Hundred deposit, vacations hit the tropics
'Cause errbody know it ain't trickin' if ya got it
Ya need to never ever gotta go to yo wallet
Long as I got rubber band banks in my pocket
Five six, adds with rims and a pocket kit
Ya ain't gotta downgrade, you can get what I get

Weird Al:
Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven dollar bills rolled
Up inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn’t day old
And you never ever gotta wear your sister’s old clothes
As long as I’m still assistant manager at Kinko’s
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain’t got to pay me, that’s the way that I roll