Shaq Quotes

Best website ever: http://shaqquotes.com

Some real gems:

“I weigh 330,000 pounds…I’m the NBA’s best NFL player, and I’ve always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA – for 12 years running.” (When asked what his weight is.)

“I’ll beat you up right now if you want me to.” (When asked to comment on his strength.)

ESPN: Do you ever see the day where it would be possible for you to sit down, have a talk with Kobe Bryant?

SHAQ: Who?

ESPN: Kobe Bryant.

SHAQ: You know what I am not familiar with that name, I know a lot of names and I have a lot of names in my head, but I am not familiar with that name. Especially if there is nothing to talk about, I’m sorry I can’t recall that name.

“I’m George Bush. I’m the president.”

“My game’s like the Pythagorean Theorem. It ain’t got no answer.”

“I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.”

“I’m more like a senior adviser so I don’t like to come in here and try to take over. Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That’s who I am, the old guy with a long beard.” (Referring to his new role with the Phoenix Suns.)

“It’s hard being the NBA’s sex symbol, but somebody has to do it.”

“Pluto is not a planet, but I am.”

Alright.