10 Ways to be Awkward/Creepy When Asking Someone on a Date

10 Ways to be Awkward/Creepy When Asking Someone on a Date:
1. Instant message, Facebook message, text message, etc.
2. Just telling someone you'll be picking them up later, for dinner, and a movie.
3. The morning after, when you're leaving money on the dresser ("So... I know I paid for it once, but...")
4. Asking someone out the day after they just ended a multiple year relationship.
5. "So you're like a C-cup, right? Let's date."
6. Just randomly calling someone you haven't talked to in over a year, or going to their place of residence, where you don't live and just asking them.
7. When the other person is with their significant other - or you are.
8. In the home pregnancy test aisle.
9. From the phone in your mom's basement.
10. Showing up when someone just got out of the shower, and just saying, "Oh, hey, you want to go out some time?"